BLESS THIS TEACHER

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kaylathewonderful:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

a robbery. what you just described is a robbery.

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when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends

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unnoticedbyall:

davidspookmour:

imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member

we wouldn’t be singing

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mydisneystories:

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

pizza you come up with the best ideas

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letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

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reginasmom:

The fact that some random actor actually got channing tatum dryhumping his ass

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babassie:

rozathegreattt:

Still love your bitch ass. 😔

^^

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militarymom:

In WAR every day is Memorial day! Never forget, Freedom is NOT Free!

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