i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
a robbery. what you just described is a robbery.
when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member
we wouldn’t be singing
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
pizza you come up with the best ideas
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book